Monday, May 30, 2011

Husband and wife of 11 inspired a joke

A)
Dayong on a business trip, a sudden return home, at the door to hear a man snoring sound. Dayong silently away, sent a message to his wife: Three years later they meet again in a city, his wife asked: between husband and wife is not the most indispensable passion and impulse, but the trust, even see or hear something, at least give each other a chance to explain, because even if it is seen and heard things, but also may be a novelty factor.
(b)
rebuked her husband said: The spatula is also used to 'youth' too. Love is to accompany the beautiful around us.
(c)
a couple man talked about the long-term harmony. A local reporter asked the secret of a happy marriage, the husband explained to reporters, said: ah, which start with the from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon to the Grand Canyon, which we have to Riding on a donkey to the valley bottom, but it did not take long gone, my wife's ass to fall and my wife quietly said: the first time, not long after the bird on the road again donkey and a fall and my wife quietly said: The second time, not half a mile donkeys and fall down, and when my wife pulled out her revolver and shot a mule hand. I can not agree with her behavior, began arguing with her, then, my new wife quietly said to me: the first time ... ...
【Explanation】 marriage must be some awesome bottom line, through each other test and know where each other's bottom line, a conscious compromise, never let their impunity.
(d)
Kobayashi said to his wife: bought a computer, you want me to buy exactly the same as his home computer, instrument allows you to see how to do? Road.

【Explanation】 Do not always go than others, not to follow blindly a family, each couple has their own situation, can not completely copy someone else's happiness, happiness is like that lived up to .
(e)
Kobayashi neighbors home, see Kobayashi was standing outside, so he took strange to ask: said:
decline Kobayashi said: the door every two people.
(VI)
husband: What is your reaction to ah. on the. But in fact not really want to split the need to quarrel, the quarrel was the original intention of venting anger more, and to restore feelings.
(VII)
a couple sitting on beach breaks, the husband is always watching each of the past, a beautiful girl, his wife blamed her husband, said: the person! 【Explanation】
some little trick out of human nature, not to suppress, the principle does not touch the bottom line in the time, leaving little space and no harm, people really will have Shenmeipilao.
(VIII)
have a couple old just watching TV, nibbling seeds, all of a sudden my wife shouted from the kitchen: : Also after a while his wife and screaming: wine, relaxing, and after one hour, her husband feel guilty heart, decided to go home to trim those things, but the home that it all repaired, asked his wife: said: making out with me again! '】 back the responsibility of marriage, should try to do any household chores, if not hands-on, and must have a solution, not to a
(IX)
a couple fishing in the river, his wife always nagging non-stop for a fish hook.
wife said: can not be bent by his own preferences. Such as
(ten)
Mr. Mrs. complained: . ],[
(XI)
a rich man got his wish to marry a beautiful actress. Bridal wedding night, they soulful way for the other kings.
groom said: O little secret.
privacy as you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. bald ... ... : taken out of the eye socket, the original of his left eye is a fake.
groom went on to say: wrinkles is done;
bride speaks, After a child to say: slow-down: But you do so well, I'll tell you okay - in fact, I had not a woman, I was doing a sex change operation ... ... it ... ... , the more turned out, the more detrimental to the marital relationship.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Listen to my mother, do not let his injury , the boys find a way through life !

( sorry no longer want their girls come to see it! boys are also in, transferred to the girls you like to see it! )Mama said, do not always nice long fancy boy, this boy a lot like playing with emotions. Lie to you trace.
mother said, do not get too obsessed with the rich man, when looking for your father when he was a pauper, but he is my best man.
mother said, on their own to self-esteem, and men do not easily go to nightclubs and bars, you never know what they face dirty with the idea of ​​the next.
mother said, together do not easily break up, there are problems must be solved. Do not people together and their own grass is always greener.
mother said, not only for their boyfriend lost his temper, maybe someday he really can not stand you, then you will regret it.
mother said the girl should not be too concerned about feelings, sometimes it feels unreal is not realistic, that is illusion, really nice to meet a boy, we should cherish him, and that is that you bring their own happiness. To know that not every single time you will encounter this boy.
mother said, not to find this and that you have anything against the man, nor has quarrel with you to find the man that he is not really like you, after her daughter will suffer.
mother said, can be appropriate in the street like a baby or a temper of his time to observe his reaction, cold or angry if he is, then leave him. If he began to tense and anxious, then give him a smile, his hand good and taut.
mother said, if you encounter the boy is far away from your home, but was willing to pick you up from school to school every day, willing to pick you up from work every day, willing to send you later have to adhere to the front door before leaving, if you encounter This boy, to cherish.
mother said, pick a country with generous shoulders and big hands, warm boy, such a man is more reliable. Remember, if a boy holds your hands frequently when sweating, he was really like your boy.
mother said, not 24 hours a day in addition to the remaining 18 hours of sleep are constantly message and phone calls to her boyfriend, because he has life, he went to work. But if you can not help but do, to see the boy's reaction, he often can not stand if you do, then please leave him.
mother said that if you have a boy to tell the truth, you do not like him, the first not so easily denied. You can ignore him, you can ignore him, you can even reject him, but look at his reaction, he is not never back off, is not never give up the meaning, but never because you are not happy these reactions, If so, then please consider to take him into your world. If you accept him, you will find that he will give you the good and never had to take care of.
mother said, pay attention to the boys who blush easily, they are often the most kind-hearted man in the inner man.
mother said, more people chasing you, you can not be proud to carried away, use carefully chosen, most of them choose the most devout faith and as a companion.
mother said, listening to my mother, to find your true boy. At least you do not have to worry about injuries, because boys will not let you hurt, he would have been careful to take care of you, he just wanted to take with you through life.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

You are so sick of Dubai

. . . . . Luxurious let us witness together the oil kingdom - the metamorphosis of Dubai luxury

Bugatti
Han used to see people racing Hangzhou TM shame that the grandchildren do not
Rolls-Royce . . . . . 7
Need for Speed ​​Need for luxury
Ferrari - Zorn the whole of China is not more than two
Audi R8 is also nothing in this seemingly
cries supermarket pick any big sale 2 million
purple Lamborghini
you say you dress like riding a carriage that is not good or bad artistic scruples ah
Audi S8? ? What is the Mercedes-Benz did not see it
Ferrari brother? ? ?
Mercedes-Benz in this extraordinary good ordinary
not to mention car spare tire cover --- LV Look , I sun ah
Bentley Continental
Mercedes-Benz is this super- race to the Temperament
Bugatti fact, a handsome Zile
Ferrari. . . . Over and over Ferrari
Bentley Shuangsha
Well play should PAGANI?
Bugatti sharp matte paint dregs
roller coaster. . . . .
Which experts to help identify This is what east under Sweden's Koenigsegg ?
amount of God . . . . .
matt paint -Benz distinguished temperament
look at other supermarket entrance

Mercedes-Benz cars in Dubai BMW you drive with other people are embarrassed to say hello . . . . .

Heart is not hard , stop instability

Gave their own words ! ! !1, Institute of unsympathetic, the roll to roll, the left's to stay. 2, Society of loneliness that nobody guarding you as treasure, the world is always alone
3, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a beautiful, your smile to watch herself, to cry to yourself
4, learn patience, to shut up, shut up, the silence to silence
5, learn to cherish, close friends are few, if you walk, it really only ourselves
6, Society turn a blind eye, nausea, choose to ignore things, things that disgust selection screen, will not someone make me unhappy
7, learn to be satisfied, the so-called Better than are
8, learn to be independent and can not trouble others blindly , to do their own thing their own, are the so-called 求人不如求己
9, learn to grow up and can not be so capricious, so naive, so childish
10, Institute of serious, serious human and serious on the matter < br> 11, learned to caution people not to know should know, should not interfere in the matter not to intervene
12, learn to forget, can not live in the past time, the memory has gone, to continue the present life
13 and learn to give, some people will never belong to you, then happy to let go, do not dragging its feet, it will not only hurt the others, was totally their own
14, Institute of cold-blooded, good people to me only good
15, Institute of happiness than before, even sad, but also smiling face
16, Institute of cruel, got to be the kill




love yourself, from today to be proud to live it, to love yourself, no one will feel bad you. Dear myself not to care too much about some people worry so much about something, let it be the best state of mind to face, because this world is so often in the most unfair things in front of us care about the most worthless.
own dear, never embarrassed himself, such as not eating, crying, self esteem, depression, these are the fools do.
Dear own, learn smarter, do not always ask some very stupid people around the problem, and that is really boring.
own dear, if not happy to find a corner or in the yard to cry about, you do not need someone sympathetic to the poor, after crying, like life can be happy. Dear
themselves, learn to control their emotions, who do not owe you, so there is no reason you get angry easily with others, playing patience.
Dear you, you may disappointed but not desperate, you should always believe that, tomorrow is another day.
dear yourself, you do not always want to rely on others, but can not expect other people when you need it first time to stand up, after all, not someone who you everyone.
Dear yourself and never promised to others easily, the promise is a debt owed!
own dear, the world can not go back in and not only make life difficult for what.
Dear own, others are nice, you have to double for others, it will get you good, you still should be good to others, because it means you have not good enough.
own dear, no matter how miserable the reality you have to stubbornly believe that this is only a brief pre-dawn darkness of it.
own dear, do not grasp the memories and hold down the line kite, only to let it fly, let it go, let yourself even more.
own dear, the world is only one of you, even if no one know how to appreciate, you have to love yourself, do the most real you.
Dear myself, well cared for by your side those who, for love may be temporary but friendship is for life.
Dear you, you must find away, can make you strong and stand with both feet on the land of things.
Dear myself, remember to always look at the sky, remember when looking at the sky should look at feet.
dear yourself, trust your instincts, do not provoke others, do not let others to provoke you.
own dear, never flirt with others, you can not afford that!
dear yourself, do not be too low-key, and sometimes a little tough, being bullied, they must get my revenge! But must not bear grudges, villain with them to see the good, mercy will make you noble.
Dear myself to be happy, be cheerful, be tough, to be warm, and character that has nothing to do.
Dear myself to be confident and even a little narcissistic, always remind myself that I deserve to have the best of everything.

1, to speak his mind to use, sensitive at all, slow to speak, so much good. A lot of things into the mouth is the moral of mouth. Usually must take the door, or give yourself a lot of trouble. Do not just momentary gratification speech, lip, thinking that people give you is to enjoy the smiles, the endless pit of the stomach to dig out all speak the words of children, the results and let people find out the real situation thoroughly. Had to laugh at you unawares.

2, failing to do not jump to conclusions. Even with the answer must, etc., may be a better solution, of a different point of view there are different answers, we must learn to transposition of thinking, especially in times of trouble, be sure to learn to wait and see look, wait and see. Many times not only to resolve the trouble, says no good luck came.

3, to learn how major issues to minor ones out. The complexity of dealing with things as simple as possible, do not complicate the simple things. Master the learning efficiency is a good control of the rhythm is very important.

4, there is no reason to love this world, there is no reason to hate. Not to comment any person, be aware of it. The so-called final nail on the reason is very simple, that one too hasty. No one has the theoretical basis to be good people and bad people referred, say white is the interest in the issue. Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping opened Panax, that great man is not perfect.




5, to do anything must abide by the rules of the game, the thief is also clear that something is definitely not stolen. So never do things absolutely do not do, adding insult to injury is absolutely not to do things, and give them to the escape route to clear the way to ourselves.

6, for those who often find you trouble or bullying you, you may be able to endure, no need to time and Mangfu hard, but we must be aware of, to He save the new accumulated hatred of the old grudges, justice and truth belong to you. Aimed at the opportunity to teach him a lesson must be complete once the permissions granted in the law within the whole Kill, Kill hit, so he will always remember: In addition to Qindie, no one you used those foul problems.
< br> 7, some of you used a small cheap, villain small intestines, large NPC metrics, have the opportunity to pit him a big, let him out of first blood. Let him also remember: the world is simply no free lunch, how cheap white pick you make.

8, easy to hide the gun, stab in the back hard against, behind calculating your Sims will never disappear, this is Chinese characteristics. Villain is not to offend, the same villains are unforgivable, it is eternal truths. On the villain to be patient, take a step backward. Equivalent to provoke the villain in trouble, the number of villains untouchables under the sun roof. After all villains also determined the small side, to treat such a person must be stable Accurate, you can pretend nothing happened, everything is fine, everything is all right and then to a repairing the plank road, steal, fire with fire, let him know: small nor is anyone who can do, good people to have standards, difficult to do the same villain. However, the ages, which dynasties are bad people, not really a good way to deal with bad people do not know at arm's length feasible?




9, money and spend only that portion of the real part of your wealth. You are burdened with wealth at home, birth, want to eat, could not bear to wear, both eyes closed, you know who the rest of the money spent? Yuan Buyuan? Pieces like to say, the most painful thing in this world is dead, the money did not cost END. (Not the money than people living further suffering, we breathe, the money did not, you can earn.) There are those who live frugally corrupt officials do not do good, the results of returning to poverty due to corruption, it did not cost a penny, also catch confiscated personal property, of reputation, not miserable miserable?

10, to treat people who love you have to respect. Love you for a reason, do not ask why, at the same time accept the return to use extra care. But do not deceive other people's feelings, even if you are not interested in people, even people with disadvantages, this is your money does not come with wealth. Remember: contempt for other people to pay equal contempt for their feelings, Wanwusangzhi, playing people were killed Germany. Love is a virtue.

11, behind the praise you, know, want to treasure in the heart, there is little water. Praise you in person is called flattery, then said bluntly called curries favor with some. You can laugh it off, as if nothing had happened. May soon have to ask of you. For those who publicly praise you, for negligence may not, perhaps you turn around, he would poke your finger. Grasp the principle: every person more than demoted themselves, and less praise others, except when the pre-election appraised.

12, doing things can not be too greedy. Small favors save more is a big hole. As long as we must find the opportunity to accept returns under the spring line look Xia Yu, pay is to harvest. In fact, a simple relationship between the seed and fruit. Do not let innocent to harm, and remember: Life is like a play, are looking for a balance of interests, only the balance of the game possible to play down.




13, suffering from mental illness are not legally responsible. There is no reason to bite you, so treat people like mad to keep a respectful distance, to keep non-contact, no exchange. Step back, brighter, I believe that is a crazy personality, though not worthy of respect, but their own sense of its existence, the food chain and ultimately the ring.

14, to make a life of tourists. After all as long as with people, people with morals, is far from non-point, near point by family members, there will be some peace of mind, with the pleasant. Optimistic attitude from tolerance, from the generous, from the understanding, from the madding crowd.

15, have a peace of mind. Bad mood is when the torture out of things too hard, in fact, the reality is not as bad as you think. There are peaks and troughs of life, there is no smooth sailing in life. Bring affordable, fit, afford to take a courage to put it down on the need for a mind. Deng Xiaoping, how, ups and downs, the last is not everything he says goes.

16, the so-called good and evil fate is nothing but only two, cherish the good, and do not absolutely reject the evil, I believe is also the edge of it pass. Nearly 60 million people around the world, who is not easy to hit, so experiencing bad pratyaya, but also try to tolerance, to the other party a chance, can not come to total negation.
17, do not let it ring true on the affected families, but do not let the family impact of business disputes. Do it is not worth, family and career are affected, or even loss. Especially men, to carry good things, Men do not cry easily, it is necessary to swallow tears.

18, interaction with others to put themselves in position, can not think of myself as old people, old and take themselves as leaders, old and think of myself as a rich man to think that he is My Lover , always feel really good ... even if there is a small, splendid performance, but also cautious, open-minded, to knowing too much, in fact, the ultimate result is the same, but you look at their own complex. To be saying: do not write themselves seriously ......

19, lie to you people will never give a second chance to lie to you, Do not hold any illusions on the liar. belittle other people by improving their own identity, the result is to expose their ignorance and poor. This requires good quality and profound knowledge, so that crooks can not get near you

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Desert Dreaming

last night, had a dream. Dream, I returned to the Gobi desert. How is that a ray of view! Misty loess, the vast expanse of gravel varies, cold desolate ......


near, open clusters of red flowers in sparsifolia, towering stands of the Millennium Yi Keke Populus. .....
distance, phone-in processes, a dense mass like a cloud of dust, if you faint to impinge upon ......
rolling south Tianshan, deep in the desert north ...... wake up the vast desert expanse is still a dash of winter in the southern green rush. But I do not know why, I was moved to tears down ...... Yes ah, left Xinjiang for almost 2 years! 9 years in Xinjiang, the day the face of the vast desert lie the expansive, but dreaming of flowers in the south, but I love the troops there; now a dream come true all the time, in the quiet of the night, I suddenly woke up: I really hate that so forceful desolate desert it? Why is not there in my dreams sparkling south of Yangtze River, but reaching the sky, the Gobi desert? And that neat rows of armored vehicles queue and my beloved;
Why do not I dreamed of butterflies swirling in the pink flower, but the ruins of the ancient Great Wall and arm after wind and rain erosion for hundreds of years still Kazakhstan is the Kizil beacon stands?
why I dreamed of a busy street is not the luxury to, but deep in the Gobi Kuji Railway dim candlelight flickering fork?
I finally understand: no matter what I drift to a station in life, no matter how long it will stay away from home, the Gobi Desert has always been my dreams of a place. , the people insomnia, general hair Zhengfu tears!
two years ago, when I reluctantly took off the badge, and brought flowers and badges. The eve of his departure, also boarded the guard towers, over and over again touched with my 8 years gangqiang, went to the garage looked at infantry combat vehicles, my beloved, think we should leave with them in mind as the last dance was actually points. Always remember December 6, 2006 that morning, the trumpets, and his comrades we treasure each channel, inadvertently, was moved to tears has been down. Days and it began to snow, Durian, so passionate, so touching, and seems to retain the journey home to us. Some of his comrades on board the two Red Eye, Big Duo Momo silent. Zhao Bin send our instructor is dimly through tears, his efforts to restrain his excitement at the proposal, This rugged majestic voice echoed in the snow in the Gobi Desert, whom our hearts are also vibrating, as if back to the past ... ...
Two years later, went to veterans demobilized, that comrades still remain at their posts right? The desert is still a piece of ice and snow at this time, right?
walking slowly on the way home, in front of the warm winter colors, added to my comrades in arms and military camps of thoughts. Olive green barracks, linear increase box life, the training ground Longtenghuyue the veteran, the deep homesickness full moon, the vast snowy search hunt, talk under poplar trees, for the first time the solemn military parade ... ... the mighty all, this life can forget it?
night, I turned over the past alone, diaries and photos, past emotions, a time and relive it again. Lying in bed, Lu You, Trance, I joined the ranks of olive green ... ...

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

According to statistics, the concert halo 376 281 people were carried away to 2 people killed

According to statistics, the concert halo 376 people were carried away to 281 people were killed 2 people -
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He is God ~~~~~~~~~~~~-
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Do not adhere to the courage

live in a city, or love a person , or to do something, over time , will feel tired , you will have a want to escape Impulse . May not be tired of this city , love the people , adhere to something , but can not give themselves the courage to persevere .

Do not say you alone , and now teach you the parade

1. look at a man's taste, depends on his socks.
2, to see whether a woman pampered, to look at her hand.
3, look at a person's blood, depending on his hair.
4, look at a person's intention, to look at his eyes.
5, look at a person's worth, depending on his opponent.
6, look at a person's cards, look at him friend.
7, look at a person's character, depending on how his words are written.
8, a man is happy, do not see a smile, look at the time of the early morning wake Verge expression.
9, look at a person's mind, to see how he was the face of failure and betrayal.
10, to see the relationship between two people, depending on the accident, the other the level of tension.
11, if you want to know a person is not really love you, happy to see he is not thinking about you, but not a sad time.
12, if you want to know a person is not your friend, that depends on whether he and your heart have, not want you to tell him anything.
13, if you want to know a person is not your real friends, then you see him at the time of distress, will go through anything for you, and not eat and drink with you every day.
14, if you want to know whether a person is caring, that depends on whether he likes small animals.
15, if you want to know whether a person is self-cultivation, to see him on a bus that will for the elderly, children to seat.
16, if you want to know if there is quality, it is not love to see him petty advantages.
17, if you want to know whether a person has heart, and that depends on whether he is behind the bad people.
18, if you want to know whether a person is lying, then you see his eyes when they speak, their eyes tell you everything.
19, if you want to know whether a person cares about you, that you want to see if he remembered the words you have said.
20, if you want to know whether a person is worried about you, that depends on a cold day when he is thought to remind you add clothes.
21. If you want to know your weight in the minds of how that person, that to see if he remember your birthday or anniversary.
22. If you want to know whether a man pay attention, that depends on whether his hair clean and straighten out.
23. If you want to know whether a man worth it, that depends on whether he is a caring, responsible, rather than status and money there.
24. If you want to know whether a woman worthy of your love, that depends on her inner, rather than appearance, not because she is lovely to look at and beautiful, not because of beautiful and lovely.






hurry, slow to speak;
event, say it clear;
trivial, humorous to say;
not sure things, careful to say;
did not happen, no nonsense ;
can not do, Freeze said;
injury of people, can not say;
annoying thing, not the person speaking;
fun things to see occasion;
sad thing, not telling anyone says;
other things, be careful to say;
own business, listen to your heart how to say;
things now, do say;
next thing, the future repeat;
Appreciating words do not have to stay third room with people, to stay and have some discreet.
responsible person do not have harsh, leaving room for third with the people, and has left more magnanimous.
not proud to do, to stay third room with people, to stay and have some meaning.
edge do not have exposed, leaving one-third of room and people to stay and have some deep convergence.
not invited to make active, to stay third room with people, to stay and have some humility.
have reason not to usurp, to stay third room with people, leaving some wide and with yourself.

test

Circulating in the CS game industry phrase: m section a rival . Defeat at the hands of people who are all convinced me that they believe that God exists in the world of CS .

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Hope Star Tears

End of the World go off happy couple with , bright moon hung upside down in helpless shame ; Jun plum skinny like furniture , yarn, semi- concealed tear Xiao Niang . Candlestick lamps scattered weaving shuttle , solid red line against the welcome Jingtao ; nest Yan Jun nowhere old home , leisure geese over the line who knows . Relentless rain, like Yamamoto , limp limp stepping on the heart; eye meteor mirror ends , white walls and red tile door plating. Window phase Sisongqinse , westerly Beaujolais thin film ; rain washed away the situation in the blame , I do not know what wake into place. Hidden on a hated whom oblique , playful soft peach Red ; horizon securinine actually know , half of the bed free from the destiny. ( Copyright ©, please genus Arts meters dawn )

Monday, May 2, 2011

Read laugh your tears

1, feeding a hungry wolf, heard a woman in training children: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, then they put a gun
second shot ... the third ... Then prisoners cried: Big Brother you strangle me, so damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary ! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row was shot
death, did not aim to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4, Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', one day send her son to school, see the bus stop 8, then washed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, went to the mountains meet Tiger Cubs, scared to sickle, a hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to you it was a party to bear-like!

---- 6, among the children of a Beijing and Shanxi coal bosses son in a meal, among the children loudly: --- 7, a person on Christmas Eve and bought a vat of wine on the outside.
less the next day he found a quarter, it posted in the barrel of the
third day, less then a quarter of the wine, he was very angry and posted the a quarter of his lungs almost explode!!
one of his friends know the matter, said to him: You will not paste in the barrel on the word】 【urinary barrel to see who is quiet and still! posted a